Crazy yet cute, my UKI. xD

2008-01-19T20:40:00.000+08:00

LOL finally gonna post after like almost 1 month. Now Sch so busy i got to stay back on monday tuesday, thursday, friday and sat. And you goin to laugh your ass out when u read this. THEY POST ME TO CHOIR LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My english teacher rox! He very funny all my teachers are not bad! EXcept the usual The CHINESE TEACHER. i forgot to punch a hole in 1 page she ask me copy 1.1 of the chinese textbook. SHE SUKS! second is my geography teacher. His lessons are so BORING! But its okay since its once a week only. My feet hurt. Ytd just ran 1.6km. Tdy more free so decided to blog. REmember to read my montly blog lol.JKJK now no time. And o ya friday i went to bertrands house for fun:}

YA OK TTS ALL BB PPL!

2008-01-02T19:05:00.000+08:00

ZZ today 1st day of sch! As u expected, it ! WA morning mus wake up so early then was so tired. In the hall the guy talk FOR SO LONG! MY legs so numb i almost cannot feel it! Then after like 1h30min he finish. Everyone is happy! I stand up my leg so stiff tt i cannot walk for a few seconds. The secondary four student consulars or dunno how to spell were are so called teachers. They took us for a tour around the whole sch(which was useless) Then we play retarded games wif them lol. It was to remeber the names of the ppl. Then i nv even remember 1. So i jus go around anyhow wacking ppl if the newspaper lol! Later had to go for soccer selction. But i nv bring pe atire so cannot go
The ppl who come bak their shoe like dip in a chocolate fountain so brown! Our student consulars veri funny they like to tell jokes. Heres 1. If u want to sleep in class do this. When u sleeping in class and the teacher taps u on the shoulder u just say amen.LOL so the teacher think your praying no excuse to scold u.
Then they had a compulsary choir selction. They have a form ask u if u interested in choir. So i put no lar. Then i went for the audition. Then i so called passed. Then the person ask me to join the nx one. Then i say no he keep trying to pester me to join. WA veri irrtating.
Then finally he give up and dun care about me and jus go write my name down. I FEEL LIKE SLAPPING HIS FACE! I dunno care lar i not goin! Then do other later stuff and then finsih sch lor. IT SURE WAS BORING! MY sch finish at 5.20 Leh. i come home so tired!"{ DUnno how am goin to bear wif the other days:{

------------------------BYE JOAB TRY To enjoy our sch,(mine veri borin wad a bout ours? tag bout our schs lors:}) BB

2008-01-01T09:43:00.000+08:00

TODAY IS A START OF A NEW YEAR! 2008! WISH U ALL A HAPPY NEW YEAR!:} LOL didnt count down last night^^

2007-12-31T21:36:00.000+08:00

HEHE today i went to watch alvin and the chipmunks with BC:] WA today we went GV tampanies then all the ticket SOLD OUT! So we wanted to go the Nx 1 lor BUT! Also SOLD OUT! LOL. So we went to the cathay like at 2 o clock then the show was at 4.15. Good thing go early. WA onli 8 seat left leh. Then all front row one leh:{ Then later all the ticket sold out LOL its so popular! But the show was quite funny:} I like the fat chipmunk LOL veri cute leh
So after tt we go home. At the MRT station my father was coming to fetch me so i mus faster go. Then BC want me to follow him to the other bustop. Then he grab me and took my wallet LOL. So later mange to get out of his grip. But he still got my wallet. So i likle dun care him cause i think he wont take my wallet ma. LOL then HE REALLY GOT TAKE LEH. WA tmr mus go collect from him.
Tonight had a BBQ the satay veri shoik! And chicken wing! I drop 2 satay on the floor then an army of super gigantic(exagerating lar) ARMY of RED ANTS came! i angry took 2 bottles of the spray(TO kill ants 1 lor) And spray until all DIE! LOL! i am evil right^^ Ok tts about it tonight i dun think i am goin to count down HAHA Dun look foward to school! LOL

-------------Ok byess Joab----------

2007-12-31T09:01:00.000+08:00

YAY! FINALLY can log in my blog. Dunno why ytd cannot log in leh. ZZ School gonna start soon. Haiz dun wan go bak leh:} LAZY LOLZ~! Today maybe i gonna watch alvin and the chipmunks will my best friend BC:} Last outing hope he can come! NX time cannot go out wif friend:{ WILL BE busy wif school. Basically during this holiday i accomplished really NOTHING! LOL. All i did is jus play and play and playXd:}

Later then blog
Byess Joab:}

2007-12-29T21:42:00.001+08:00

Hey Jasper, I don't want anything to come between our friendship okay? I just wan to tell you that being so angry over a joke isn't something that is normal. I mean, after all, it is a joke? OKay okay, i know, it is only right that you get angry, but not SO angry? Unless you r guilty of it. But if you think that you are not, or rather, not guilty of those jokes at all, WHY GET SO WORK UP? You are only letting ppl suspect you base on your reaction earlier on. Besides, i already said that it was all a joke, which mean people won't get the wrong idea! (unless they are stupid)

Aiya, as a friend, i shall remove the pictures. But i jus wan to tell you that you should try to learn how to take jokes and not to be too serious all the time. So i am only giving in to you for once, if i ever joke again, i hope by then, you hav come to learn the true meaning of 'joke'.

HAHHAHA!! But seriously, dun take it to heart. Those are jus jokes. JOKES! AND JOKES! If you dunno the meaning of the word, joke, let me check it up the dictionary and tell you.

Joke - a thing said or done to excite laughter. b a witticism or jest. 2 a ridiculous person or thing. v. 1 intr. make jokes; tease. 2 tr.poke fun at. [17th-century coinage, originally slang] jokingly adv. joky adj. (also jokey). jokily adv.

OH! I jus found out that i am a ridiculous person or thing! HAHAHA wad a joke!

So Jasper, chill dude.. jus relax!
Bertrand(:

2007-12-29T19:41:00.000+08:00

Crazy yet cute, my little Maltese, UKI.

2007-12-29T10:51:00.000+08:00

Today i went to buy my sch bks and uniform! WA THE UNIFORM SO LAN QUALITY~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like wen u pull it will break 1!. The books so ex 1 altogether $231. Good thing the calculator they using so the lousy 1 we bought from tao nan so save $13:}
LOL forgot to say Ytd wen i went wif BC to go collect his primary 6 certificate, I saw someone tt look like miss Jun lolx. So i wann scare BC tell him miss jun there. THen it was really miss jun HAHA! She drives a crappy car lolz( White nissan latio) Even our so called last time sch principal drive nissan sunny! Nissan cars are for Ah Beng ONLY! LOLZ

---------ok later i see got anything else to write:} BYE!,joab----------

2007-12-28T21:47:00.000+08:00

THis year Holiday went to australia. WA melbourne veri boring but wen philip island to see penguin. THey so cute! HAd to wait 2h For the penguin. The penguin like VIP mus block the road jus to let them cross then they take their own sweet time. Then wen we goin to drive out our car from the carpark. we saw a small kangaroo. later we went to a maze and things. THere a lot of cool illusions. like it seems like u can levitate. YOU also can make yourself like giant! lolz Then there was this huge not slide lar but sort of slide. About 3 storeys high!
Wa then i had to hold on to a metal bar in mid air! And the person will count to 3. WA SO SCARY! LIKE IF U LET GO WILL DIE LOLZ! But was veri fun. i went 2 TIMES^^:} WA austrlia during summer so many flies! ITS CRAZY we can hav like 30 Flies on your back! WAS SO irritating! THat i finally bought pesticide and killed most of them LOLZ!
After tt we went to the great ocean road. THE best word to describe the scenery is. AWESOME! Took so many pic. THen we went another town. THE house we book so nice! got private beach. AND best of ALL! IT HAS A XBOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AFTer tt we go bak melbourne and on the last day i sat a seaplane! MY first time leh!
I love the coners so i ask the pilot do more LOLZ! CAn feel the Gssssss^^
TTS about it for my holiday! On the way bak The Plane SUKED. the toilet got 1 light cannot on! MY tray table the lever to open it broke!( GOOD Thing i eat finish liaos!) THen the airoplane cannot play any games spoil 1! So i just went to sleep!

-------------SIGNING OFF JOAB----------

2007-12-28T21:39:00.000+08:00

Today wen wif BC go cut Hair lol. Finally got nice hairstyles old 1 Suks lolz. Lol BC so happy wen they wash your hair lolz. Wash hair very nice but then so fast wash finish lol. THEn i wen to popular to buy a pen. BUT the popular laggin 1 no stock yet lolz. THen WE WEnt mcdonalds eat fries YAY! lolx we split cost! And as usual i pay more. NO LAR jkjk:} LATER went bak bc house and play grand thef auto. We on cheat then the car is indestructable and can fly! HAHA
OK! tts about it then wen home eat dinner, went to buy new sch shoes! Wa my sch evil onli allow us to wear all white! Then now blogging lor. BC help me make this bloG:}^^

Tag pls,
Joab (:

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28/12/07 9.10PM

2007-12-28T21:10:00.000+08:00

Ytd I went wif BC, Jasper and Anne to watch movie. At first decided to watch alvin and the chipmunks but in the end watch National Treasure.:{ The day b4 jus watched it:[
After movie Anne treat us to instant noddles at 7 eleven. We sat on a curb and eat like begger kids x) Then Annes father drop us at leisure park, new one. Nx to indoor stadium to go ice skating. $17.50 they force u to buy gloves 2.50 lol. Veri lan the one construction worker use 1 LOLZ!
Our first time ice skating then we were shouting like mad cause the ice was so slippery. HAHA At first i thought it suks cause i couldent even move if i was not holding on to the wall. BC and Jasper fall so many time Lolz i onli fall 2 time HAHA. BC fall down the ice scratch his arm then got a lot of blood! Then later his rist veri pain. After we got the hand of it quite fun lar. Onli thing cant stand is the DAMMM FREAKKKING SHOE!!!!!. WA! i was the worst lor nv bring sock. So painful. so after 1h+ cannot take it liaos so decided to stop. Wa THE FEELING CANNOT DESCRIBE 1 LAR TOO SHOIK ALREADY! MY FEET ALL RED! BUt good thing no blister. LOL BC say no pain no fun. I say bowling No pain got FUN!
AFter tt we went KFC eat the buddy meal. WE all split the cost. WA they so bad take DRum stick give me breast meat LOLZ! Then i last to finish my chicken. THen rushing to catch up wif them, fall on the floor! Then we played a racing game at the arcade then spent the rest on time CRisis. Then Anne father drop us home.

WA the ice skating shoe make MY FEET SO STINKY i wash wif so much soap tt soap bubbles started coming out of the drain LOLZ. In the end had to use detol 10 times more protection lolz lame right? lolz and wash 2 time b4 gone.

Byeeeebyeeee!!
Joo00ooab! ^^

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28/12/07 8.12 PM

2007-12-28T20:08:00.001+08:00

Eh i realise ah, this, Who Let The Dogs Out, got so many type one leh. Like got 4-6 type! Like some is remix, some is sing faster, some is tune more jumpy, etc.. So i chose *this (*the song on the blog now)as it sounded the funniest! Okay so Joab,your blog is DONE(: If you wan to change anything, tell me. Okay so byebye to UKI and Joab xD !

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!
ME! ME! BERTRAND! ((((((((((((((((: